PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we gotta discuss about the true scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more than just watching. It's a whole scene. You got your everyday competition, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! For example when that forward went flying into the glass, I swear, it looked like a ca